Thanksgiving is around the corner, so it's time to eat, drink, and cranberry! Once you've got the turkey a cookin' and the pies a bakin', don't forget Thanksgiving puns to add some levity to the day too. Here we have 62 that will add plenty of cheese to your menu for the day, covering all the Thanksgiving necessities: turkey, side dishes, and pies and other desserts (I like big Bundts and I cannot lie!), plus don't forget the wine (sip happens!) and seconds.

Skip politics this year and let these puns—all of them clean for all ages—guide your family dinner conversation to light and fun places, along with talk of what you are each thankful for, perhaps with Thanksgiving songs playing in the background too. You can add in some Thanksgiving jokes and even some dad jokes while you are at it. Read through them all to find just the right Thanksgiving Instagram caption for your pics from this year's celebration too, and if you want to take one next level, put them on matching T-shirts for the family too.

Now get ready, it's time to gobble 'til you wobble (until it's time for a round of tree-mendously hilarious Christmas puns)!

Thanksgiving Cooking

• "Let's give 'em pumpkin' to talk about."
• "I'm all about that baste."
• "Activate: Feast Mode."
• "Don't marsh my mellow."
• "You've really got your turk cut out for you."
• "You're the belle of the (Butter)ball."
  
• "Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn't want to whisk it."
• "Baking is my cardio."
• "They see me rollin', they hatin'."

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Turkey Puns

• Turkin' 9 to 5
• Turkey trot like it's hot.
• "Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe."
• "My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
• "Gobble 'til you wobble."
• "Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap."
• "We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the poul-tree."
• “Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck”
• "What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."
• "Why did the cranberry turn red?" "Because he saw the turkey dressing!"
• "What sound does a turkey's phone make?" "Wing, wing, wing."

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Side Dish Puns

• "Turkey, gravy, beans, and rolls. Let me see that casserole."
• "Wham, yam, thank you ma'am."
• "Much ado about stuffing."
  
• "Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!"
• "It doesn't get butter than this."
• "Bread-y or not, here I crumb."
• "Eat, drink, and cranberry."
• "Pour some gravy on me."
• "Nobody puts gravy in the corner."
• "You ain't seen stuffing yet."
• "#SquashGoals"
• "Life's gourd, and then you pie."
• "Whatever floats your gravy boat."

Dessert Puns

• "I only have pies for you."
• "I pecan't even." (Oh, yes, you pe-can.)
• “Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about”
• "Whip, whip, hooray."
• "When I whip, you whip, we whip..."
• "I like big Bundts and I cannot lie."
• "My favorite actor is Robert Brownie Jr."
• "Sure, abs are great, but have you ever had pumpkin pie?"

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Wine Puns

• "Let's get basted."
• "Let's get sauced."
• "You had me at merlot."
• "Sip happens."
• "No wine left behind."
• "What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?" "Nothing, it just lets out a little wine."

Too Full Puns

• "Oh my gourd, I ate too much."
• "Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever."
• "Silence of the yams."
• "That was plucking delicious!"
• "It's all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants."

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Seconds Puns

• "Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?"
• "Piece out." (As you take off with leftover pie)
• "I can't quit cold-turkey."
• "I was planning on taking home leftovers, but all my plans were foiled."
• "Feast today, for tomorrow, we shop!"
• "Leftovers are for quitters."

November Puns

• This was an affair to November.
• Always November me.
• This Thanksgiving was a night to November.
• If I could only November my name.
• November 23...a meal that will live in infamy.

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