Taking time to read through corn puns and jokes can be relaxing. It can be compared to attending a comedy show because you will get entertained. Fortunately, there are plenty of lists of these wordplays and jokes you can read from. All these puns are hilarious and will leave you in stitches.

Corn is one of the most popular vegetables in Kenya. Whether it is boiled or roasted, many people love it. Equally exciting are the sweet corn puns and jokes. They are funny enough to tell and make people laugh. But it is not easy to find and pick the favourites, considering that there are so many to choose from.

Funny corn puns

Corn is a good option for puns, and as a result, there is a wide variety of corn puns out there. They are so easy to make because of the many words that relate to them. Here are some cute corn puns you can relate to.

• In some way, the ear of corn is quite similar to an army because both of them have lots of kernels.
• You should never tell a secret in a field of corn because they have too many ears!
• Do you know why corncobs are always worried about their weights? It is because they are a little bit husky.
• The mom corn says to her chubby, overweight daughter: “Baby, do not worry! You are not fat, you are just a little bit husky!"
• A person who is crazy about corns is called a corn-ivore!
• I don’t think I take Halloween too seriously, but thank you for your corn-cern.
• The corn stalk decided to change careers. He went into a completely different field.
• Most of the corn farmers and growers are conservative simply because they support republic-corns.
• Some corn, carrot and cucumber all fell into the ocean. Now they are all C foods.
• The left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: “Do not look now, but I think that we are stalked.
• Just like boys flirt with girls, we can make sweet corns by whispering sweet nothings in their ears.
• What is the common thing between Charles Manson and mouldy corn flakes? Both of them are cereal-killers!
• Next week, there will be an important corn-ference in London for farmers from all over the world to discuss current trade policies on corn.
• The corn will graduate from college tomorrow. We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him!
• How much does a corn flake weigh? 1 Kelloggram.
• Do you know that a company has just introduced a new app for corn farmers and traders? It is created in Sili-corn Valley!
• You have to be careful what you talk about inside a corn maze. The walls have ears.
• Why did the corn cross the road? Because it was being stalked.
• There was a pair of cornstalks who were best friends. I’ve never seen cuter earbuds.

• Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration.
• The policemen decide to lock up the corns because these cops think that they are all stalkers.
• What do we call a solitary and single kernel of corn? It is a unicorn!
• You should never take corn while travelling on a plane because it will make your ears pop.
• Many people claim that it is hard to chew popcorn. There is a kernel of truth to that claim.
• The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them.
• Do you hear about that corn stalk that changes careers? He goes into a different field!

Corn sayings and quotes

There are plenty of quotes and sayings about corns. You can pick corn puns captions for your social media post from the list below.

• This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes - Karen Chance.
• I give boring people something to discuss over corn. - Aimee Bender.
• Certain food-based biofuels like biodiesel have always been a bad idea. Others like corn ethanol have served a useful purpose and essentially are obsoleting themselves. - Vinod Khosla.
• Today's smartest advertising style is tomorrow's corn. - William Bernbach.
• The Christian is like the ripening corn; the riper he grows, the more lowly he bends his head. - Alfred Bertram Guthrie.
• I'm suggesting that criminalizing chemically fertilized grass in favour of unnaturally-fed corn is not a rational trade-off. - Joel Salatin.
• We have a saying in Guns N Roses: When somebody is going to get yelled at, they're going to get the corn. - Axl Rose.
• Come in early, so there'll be time to popcorn, Mrs Ray said. If she mentioned popping corn, they always came in early. So she usually mentioned it. - Maud Hart Lovelace.
• I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them. - Davey Havok.
• The price of corn will naturally rise with the difficulty of producing the last portions of it,... - David Ricardo.
• I started selling corn dogs, ended up in the music industry. That's how it all started. - Ryan Tedder.
• Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. - Janet Evanovich.
• The corn that makes the holy bread by which the soul of man is fed, The holy bread, the food unpriced, Thy everlasting mercy, Christ. - John Masefield.
• Also see how many quarters of corn you will spend in a week in dispensable bread, how much in alms. - Robert Grosseteste.

• Today's smartest advertising style is tomorrow's corn. - William Bernbach.
• Such a blush In the midst of brown was born, Like red poppies grown with corn. - Thomas Hood.
• Certain food-based biofuels like biodiesel have always been a bad idea. Others like corn ethanol have served a useful purpose and essentially are obsoleting themselves. - Vinod Khosla.
• Corn and bean people, I'm afraid, have extremely specialized minds. - Wendell Berry.

Dirty corn puns

You can use the best corn pick up lines to help you flirt with your loved ones. They will capture their attention and make them happy. Here are some that you can try out.

• There are plenty of corns in the field, but your cob is the only one I want.
• Are you corn? Because I would like to push my stick inside you.
• Are you a corn field? Because I'll plough you right now.
• Do you live in a corn field? Because you got stalkers everywhere.
• Sex is good but not as good as sweet corn.
• Do you live in a corn stock? Because I want to stock you.
• Are you corn? Because I am about to heat you up and make things pop between us.
• Girl, I would corn-er you any night.
• Are you a baby corn? Because girl, I can be your sugar pop corn.
• Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you're great at raising corns.
• Babe, let's grind so hard that we turn my corn cob into creamed corn.
• Do you like corned beef? If not, can I have yours?
• Babe, no corn maze is going to stop me from finding you.
• Are you corn? Because I would like to push my stick inside you.
• Do you have candy corn? Because I want to whisper sweet things into your ears.
• Babe, I am corn because I am about to say corny pick-up lines to you.
• Babe, you are so hot, you pop my corns.
• Babe, I was just a normal corn until I met you. Tonight you have made me into a horny unicorn.

• Is that corn on the cob in your pants, or are you excited to see me?
• I love all the rides at the county fair, but I love eating corn dogs the most.
• Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup? Because your ass is so sweet.

One-liner corn puns

There is something about this vegetable that can bring a smile to your face! Whether it is eating or the puns on corns, you will be fascinated. Here are some short corn puns you can use.

• Corn you feel the love in the air?
• He was all corns (kinds) of crazy.
• Time to corn-er the market.
• I love the corn-tryside.
• Capri-corn - A corn’s favourite constellation.
• Corn-gratulations on your win in the competition.
• Here today, corn tomorrow.
• I tried to make sweet corn by whispering sweet things into its ear.
• He was a really famous corn (con) artist.
• She was really corned (kind) hearted.
• Let the corn-age begin!
• He stalked his friend’s crush on social media to get some information.
• I’ll be waiting at the corn-er of the street.
• Corn-duct yourself in a proper way.
• Be corn-fident in yourself!
• Why is maths so corn-plicated.
• I’m really corn-cerned about his health.
• We should try to avoid corn-flict.
• I feel a little corn-stipated.
• Sili-corn Valley - Where most corn technology comes from.
• Corn puns are a-maize-ing.
• The corn stalker was finally arrested.
• Corn puns are pretty pop-ular where I come from.
• If a basketball team practices in a field of corn, they would get creamed!

Corn jokes

Corn is one of the most essential plants in today’s world. However, it also provides you with a chance to great some hilarious and unforgettable jokes.

• What does a rebellious corn always do? Goes against the grain.
• Why doesn’t the corn trust the cornflake? It has a reputation of flaking last minute.
• Some corn fell out of a lady’s grocery bag when she was walking down the street. I shouted after her, but sadly my words fell on deaf ears.
• Farmers make really terrible comedians. Their jokes are totally corny.
• Why did the manager fire the corn? Cause he was sleeping on the cob!
• What did the corn farmer say as he was working hard in the fields? No pain, no grain!
• How do you make sweet corn? You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
• Corn is the one food you shouldn't take on an aeroplane. It can be very dangerous if it makes your ears pop.
• What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

• I once had a traumatic incident with minced beef and a corn tortilla. To this day, I still can’t taco ’bout it.
• Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honour of the scarecrow? To corn-gratulate him for being outstanding in their field!
• Why did the manager fire the corn? Cause he was sleeping on the cob!
• Why did the chief go out and buy all the corn he could find? Because he couldn't beat a Buccaneer.
• I want to tell you some of my funny popcorn puns, but I have a feeling you’re going to find them a bit too corny.
• What does corn use to get on the internet? The cobweb.
• Why were all the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy cracks corn and he doesn’t care.
• If you're ever left alone in a corn salesman's office, whatever you do, don't start snooping through his files. They are corn-fidential.
• This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
• Did you hear about the dog who was obsessed with stripping ears of corn? I think he must have been part husky.
• Why do messages spread fast when they are told in a cornfield? Because they jump from ear to ear.
• The corncob stops talking because he is tired of field-ing too many questions.
• What did the ear of corn say to the cute puppy? Aww Shucks.
• Who is the master of corn religion? The pope corn.
• What is corn’s favourite holiday? New Ear’s Day.
• Why do corns make good friends? They’re all ears.

These are some of the best corn puns you will come across. However, there are so many you come up with, depending on your creativity. Therefore, if you know of any other good corn puns that you think should be added, you can leave them in the comment section below.

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