As you get along with people around you, it is a good idea to come up with a way of making life more fun. For example, funny random things to say in a conversation liven even the most boring situations.

If you want several funny lines to say to your friends and other people, this article has compiled many of them. But, remember, the way you bring them out is what matters most because that's how it will create humour.

Funny random things to say in a conversation

To prevent being bored while conversing with friends or strangers, it is always a good idea to spice up the conversation with a joke. Consider telling a joke about something relating to the topic of your chat. Below are some random things you can tell your friends on various occasions.

• Wake me up when I am asleep because it is easier than pretending to be sleeping.
• It was worth it if you lent someone money and he never showed up again.
• Do you put your suit in a suitcase?
• Why can't chocolate chip cookies be called a CCC?
• Please refrain from drinking pop. It gives me gas.
• My favourite pastime is dancing at the table.
• You smell like boiled cabbage. Stand away.
• I will go to the movies with you, but you will have to wait outside.
• Likes are fake truths.
• I own the heart of the ocean.
• Last weekend was the best night ever!
• Don't question my authority.
• At times I feel like I should sleep in my sleep.
• I would like to be a human being when I grow up.
• In my lifetime, I have ready three whole books. I am yet to finish the third one
• Everyone knows that polar bears sleep with penguins.
• Instead of phone calling me, you can call my name.
• Does a necklace have lace attached to it?
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix drink and drive can never be a good idea.
• It would be dangerous to find yourself in the middle of the road.
• The last thing I have said is wrong. The last thing I said was true.
• Can I set fire on your fingers? I don't have any candles, yet it is my birthday.
• As long as a dog is smaller than a football, it is not real.
• If you were to interview a celebrity, who would you choose?
• Stand back because your hair makes me nervous.
• At times your carpet makes me angry.
• I can pretend to be studying, so why should I study?
• I love how you bring out the best in people.
• Why aren't shorts half price if pants?
• Can you eat animal crackers when you are a vegetarian?
• Before ordering food from a restaurant, ask their two best meals, then choose something different.
• Walk away after the ice cream truck you were chasing stops for you.
• Ask in a pet store whether they have sloths for sale.
• Text anyone a random word and wait to see what happens.
• Call a random name in the middle of a crowd and see who responds.
• Change is inevitable except for a parking meter.
• I have a clean conscience, but I haven't used it even once.
• Why can't coffees be served on coffee tables?
• Can I stop my car at the bus stop?
• Do you eat other people's fingernails?
• After trying to rearrange the alphabets but letters U and I never separated.
• If you dance with me, I'm sure I will step on your feet.
• Since my vacuum cleaner was only gathering dust, I decided to sell it.
• I don't have an attitude problem; you are the one having trouble with perception.
• Why does disaster strike when I do not have a proper blade?
• I do like bananas.
• Sleeping with a woman is more complicated than community college.
• Holding a can of mashed tuna, ask a vet if you can fix him.
• When someone tells you to have a nice day, answer them not to tell you what to do.
• I am grateful to know you.

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Funny things to say to friends to make them laugh

Friendship is a gift that should not be taken for granted. Having friends can help you cope with stress more effectively, may shield you against depression, boost your self-esteem. Here are some funny things to say to people and add humour.

• I am not using my advice. Take it.
• Which way did you use to come in? Today I would wish to help you out.
• I am feeling lazy today. It is not as if I don't trust you.
• It's only that my mind kept on falling out, but I had an open mind.
• I'm out of my mind. I'll be back in five minutes.
• I was born at an early age; please forgive my naivety.
• Try to miss several credit card payments if you think no one cares about you.
• Do you want to look young and thin? Don't worry; just hang around people who are old and fat.
• Is an attack of the heart the same as a heart attack?
• If your economy is broken, how do you fix it?
• My eye socket is warm.
• Here I am. What are your two more wishes?
• Do you know that chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
• Oh no! My hair hurts.
• Have you ever tried sleeping in water?
• Whoever said that money does not buy happiness, didn't he know where to shop it?
• I have failed to understand everything else about algebra, apart from looking at my X and wondering Y.
• My job is secure; no one wants it.
• Why do you usually call me when I am pretending to be busy?
• When told to grab a seat, literally grab a chair and move out of the room.
• Do reality shows show reality?
• Is tin used to make tin foil?
• Buy a TV remote similar to your neighbour's and go on to change channels.
• Can you ever find a whale in a well?
• Call a friend only to tell them that you can't talk.
• When you buy a doughnut, ask why it has a hole in it.
• Ask for a cow when in a pet shop.
• If plan A fails, don't worry because the alphabet has 25 more letters.
• Organized people are the ones who are lazy around when it comes to finding their things.
• Does the stock market refer to a well-stocked market?
• Why are apartments stuck together, yet they are called apartments?
• Spending too much time listening to optimists will turn you into a pessimist.
• 9 out of 10 voices in my head convince me that I am lazy. The tenth one keeps on humming.
• My dignity and necklace were lost in the river.
• Glue coins on the ground and laugh at anyone who attempts to pick them up.
• After you bring a desk on an elevator, ask anyone who gets on it if they have an appointment.
• Tell him' to infinity and beyond when a taxi man asks you where you are going.
• We have answers for other people's problems.
• You order food in a restaurant, talk about not eating meat, then order a steak.
• Whatever is eating, you must be suffering.

Weird things to say to your friends

Friendship has always played a significant role in people's lives. It entails having someone with whom you can talk about anything, trusting someone with anything, and always supporting each other. You can only open up and reveal more things with friends than you can with your parents over a chat. You can try these weird things on your friends.

• A CAT scan can see inside your body, but a dog can't.
• You may spill your beer if you drink and drive.
• Will you scoot along when you don't have a scooter?
• If your friends don't make fun of you, they are not realistic.
• It was as easy as a walk in the park (Jurassic Park)
• Call a pizza hut and ask for someone's phone number.
• If history repeats itself, I am going to get a dinosaur pet.
• Everything is coming to you, but you are in the wrong lane.
• I would have given you my shoulder to cry on, but it might get wet.
• If you are not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

You can find some funny random things to say in a conversation from the above lists. Life doesn't have to be so serious. You can always light up each other's moments by sharing your random funny things.

Tuko.co.ke recently published an article on 50+ nice things to comment on your friend's post to hype them up. The only way to keep your friendship is by telling each other nice things. Some of the nicest things to comment on your friend's post are those that encourage them to be better people.

It could be a comment about a place you went to together, a childhood memory or something they like. Have a look at this article to find out more.

Source: TUKO.co.ke

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